Q: Who are you, and why are you doing this?

A: I'm just a simple man, with a story to tell. The quantifiers trust me to convey it to the world, and I'm committed to doing a half assed job telling.

Q: Just what exactly is The Quantifier Consortium?

A: Being a so-called `Secret Society,' I can't tell you much. What I can say, is that the Quantifier Consortium is a loosely affiliated group of individuals represented by websites, underground motorcycle gangs, and other assorted beer drinking organizations.

Q: Does this consortium have any kind of mantra, or manifesto?

A: No and yes. For further details, please take the time to follow this dead link.

Q: Do you, or any member of The Quantifier Consortium have any political aspirations of any kind?

A: No member of The Quantifier Consortium has any aspirations of any kind to begin with, much less of any political nature. No member even votes in any political elections. In many cases this is because the member has had his civil liberties revoked. But often this is simply a matter of overt laziness.

Q: Can you say more about laziness, and how it relates to the Quantifier Consorium?

A: Ya, but just quickly. Listen, it has to do with just getting by. I'll give you an example. Do you see that I didn't capitalize the 't' in the name of the consortium above? I see it, but I'm really just not interested in tabbing all the way up there, pressing backspace, then holding down the shift key, etc. In summation, The Quantifier Consortium is committed to the doctrine whereby if an individual establishes himself as sub-par right from the beginning, it will minimize the amount of extra effort required of him by others in the future. It's a simple concept, but we feel that it's years ahead of its time.

Q: I'm intrigued by your ideas, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

A: I don't mean to be like this, but that's not a question.

Q: Did you really used to be punk rock?

A: What? Oh. OK. Some members have exploded abandoned cars, and murdered housepets. Some have been extradited (as victims of circumstance) from Eastern European communist dictatorships. That's not the point. No member of The Quantifier Consortium currently wears combat boots, nor do we actively or purposefully listen to The Cure.

Q: Who's that hot chick on the home page?

A: Her name is kat. kat.png. She's not even real: she's clipart, you pervert. In fact, she's only called kat cause she's holding a cat. (**Update** Apparently, some users of IE don't have the pleasure of Kat's company. To be honest, if you can't take the time to use a real browser, I just can't be bothered to accomodate you.)

Q: May I link to, or use any of your images or ideas?

A: The Quantifier Consortium, brbeer, llamakc.org, and all content contained herein, is protected by the GPL. You may use anything so long as you:
1. Abide by the rules governed by the GPL, described here, and
2. You don't bother us with a bunch of pansy questions about copyright, or use.

Send additional questions here. Of course its an old submission request page from a pinball site I used to run, but see the FAQ concerning laziness (above).